On a piece of Orange German "Chamois" cloth because I spent 2 dollars at the "As Seen on TV" store to buy it with the understanding that it would contain some secret of life. I'm beginning to suspect I've been hoaxed.
I will upload video as soon as my computer stops BSODing me. So for now, here are too photos which serve more justice. Notice my exquisite juxtaposition of my euphoric Wii Joystick with the shoddy rubber-band tied cable. It is art in the works I tell you.